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14.06.2025 05:34
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
As an atheist don't you really feel fear for committing sins which are not violating national laws?
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
Why are daughters mean to their mothers?
Still no good
No, not a chance
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share office space ...
So they tried
Then came..
WhatsApp backs Apple in its legal row with the UK over user data - BBC
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
Can a mother forget her child after she puts him or her up for adoption?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Do you like wearing short skirts?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
How do you know if your husband loves you truly and deeply?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Is using tech to track or monitor your partner’s activities a sign of love, insecurity, or control?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
What will the legacy of Jimmy Carter be in light of his death today at 100?
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
When did Elon Musk fall from grace?
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds